FUNNY RUNNING QUOTES
Need a little pick-me-up before your next run? Laugh as you lace up with these funny running quotes!
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
“Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.”
-Barney Stinson (in How I Met Your Mother)
“How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you’re marathon training.”
Remember: No matter how slow you run, you're still lapping everyone on the couch.
Just put on your shoes and go!
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